Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

The Hangover



"Hey, Mr. Wenneck./ It's the weekend,"
"Nick. I don't know you. You do not exist".

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Donkey - Shrek



- Oh!
- Where do, uh, I sleep?

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Now I Pronounce You Chuck and Larry



Roaches are so.. ''ewwy''!

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Shelley - House Bunny


I mean, everything itched.
My legs, my arms, my earlobes.

  
And other stuff, too, but I can't say,
because I'm live on the air right now,

  
and you can't say "ass cheeks," right?

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Kirk - She's Out of My League


So fuck you all! Yep.


Sir. You need to take your seat.
We're pushing back.


Don't know if you just heard my speech,
but I need to get off this plane.


Well, if I reopen that cabin door,
that's a 25,000 dollar fine for you.


Twenty-five...?



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